Top ten things that indicate you've gone over the deep end with Internet marketing
Ready ... here we go.
10) - You're Irish so you combine the "Luck of the Irish" with the Internet Money God and name your first male son "Yanik O'Reily".
9) - Instead of telling your kids a bedtime story, you summarize the latest article on digital watermarking.
8) - You record your answering machine with one of Armand Morin's new audio testimonials.
7) - The slang version of PDF is spoken at the dinner table and now stands for "Pass Da Food".
6) - You burn a CD with Marlon Sander's greatest audio email hits!
5) - You create a bobble-head figure of Joe Vitale and use it to "hypnotize" your kids into eating their vegetables.
4) - You replace your embroidered "Home Sweet Home" wall picture with a 15-inch flat panel screen displaying "Niche Sweet Niche".
3) - You hire Ted Ciuba to market your own boot camp called ... How To Get Rich and Understand Women Boot Camp.
2) - You hold weekly tele-seminars with your relatives announcing the plans for your daughter's wedding. Each week you select one participant to receive a free ticket to the wedding (value $1,997) otherwise they can get in for the discounted rate of $997. This price does allow them to bring one guest.
And The "1" Thing That Proves You've Gone Over the Deep End with Internet Marketing is ...
1) - You create a digital photo album named ... Classics: The History of Marlon Sanders website photographs!
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Rick is editor and webmaster of The Road To Success Newsletter and The Road To Internet Success website.
